At Heaven's gates when I die:
Me:
Am I good enough, God? I tried my hardest to be the kindest person out there. I went to Church every Sunday and I donated to charity. I volunteered at a soup kitchen every Christmas and gave all my toys to the homeless as a kid. I tried my best... So God, was I good enough?
God:
Hm.. Well it says here that on January 22, 2012 you did NOT reblog that picture of a baby with cancer. How dare you. You have no soul. DAMN YOU TO HELL.