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Anonymous asked: you dont have a reblog button on your blog :( it's so hard to reblog things from you
cannolis: i wanna make love in this club
tentacruels: wizqueefer: Some of your urls are so dumb I have no choice but to block you your url is wizqueefer
dontworrybekarl: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND, IT AIN’T HARD TO TELL YOU DON’T KNOW YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL Need a laugh?
inotrope: goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan
gaymzee: dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
cornkernelteeth asked: this is really annoying i'm pasting "are you l-a-m-b-s" and like a million people are saying yes BUT IT'S NOT YOU
unversed-remnant: there is no greater pain known to mankind than a cramp in the arch of your foot
we’ll be on chat 5 people can find us. we’ll be going by the name of ‘l-a-m-b-s’ OK GO
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bitch I'd slap you but I don't wanna get my arm...