March 2012
Anonymous asked: Nice ass.
that feeling you get when you bite your tongue .
when your friends have snacks and you're just like
Watchnarriel:
rocketskipper:
devmarieee:
cutmylifeintopiecess:
forgetthesocialscene:
laughingstation:
OH MY GOD IM CRYING
it’s back
how did he even… ? i dont even know anymore
literally burst out laughing omfg
oh my god
We should make reblogging this a Tumblr rule.
OH MY GOD.
SLOTHHHH
Best thing I’ve seen in awhile.
I can’t breathe
ROFL
if you follow me, you a real ass nigga
im-a-walking-paradox:
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I don't get distracted by things I find while...
I get distracted by that sexy-ass reflection in the mirror
February 2012
Why do we cut potatoes to make french fries?
Why don’t we just deep fry a whole potato and eat it. It’s like a giant french fry.
HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
Don't stop imagining. The day that you do is the...
Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
Watch
Watchhigh-wastedwh0res:
barbie-island:
realcertified:
asdfghjkleslie:
taylorheiland:
iamnotlevante:
slypeezy:
nathoisking:
mhm see this girl?
she dead
LMFAO!!!!!
WHITE PEOPLE
hahahaha
What terrible friends…. they’re just sitting there like, “oh fuck. *stares at her drowning in her own cake*”
s/o to the girl eating on the right. you’re the truth! lmfao.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Watch
That awkward moment when you don’t know how to...
When you haven't seen someone for a long time and... →
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer →
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
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What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit fart.
mickeynotmouse asked: Posting anons isn't funny. It's gay and so are you. Your face is also gay, and your tumblr. And your mom.