rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

trashketchum:

seriously mom stop laughing or i’ll have someone else take my nude pics

(Source: djmomjeanz, via humorfever)

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via m3g4n-n0t-m3gh4n)

hufflepuff-and-stuff:

one of my favorite jokes of all time

(Source: kingslayered, via toodopetoexist)

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY