laughfloor:

oh, i’m in tears alright

(Source: peetashoneybuns, via florida-stater-hater)

(via lolthefunniest)

greatwhiteprivilege:

  • don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
  • don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
  • don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
  • don’t
  • don’t
  • don’t

(via marypoppinthatpussy)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via lolthefunniest)

(Source: ieatcellphones, via lolthefunniest)

edating:

do u ever regret things 0.03 seconds after u say them i do

(via laughbitches)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

(Source: randomness-is-epic, via joey-doesnt-share-his-food)

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

image

(via zackisontumblr)

genies:

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself 

(via debbyeatworld)

(Source: nosdrinker, via zackisontumblr)

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: As Kris Jenner in Kim’s Fairytale Divorce

(via tehfunniest)

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

(via debbyeatworld)

mosoli: im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via laughbitches)

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